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POSTED JUNE 16, 2012 A Letter from Mitt Romney to his Former Gardener About the New Immigration Rules The Borowitz Report has obtained the following letter from Republican presidential nominee Mitt...
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Mitt Romney Accepts Nomination: “I Bought It” : The New Yorker
AUGUST 30, 2012 ROMNEY ACCEPTS NOMINATION: “I BOUGHT IT” POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—Coining a phrase that seems destined to become his new campaign slogan, Mitt Romney...
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Free Wood Post – Mitt Romney on Casey Anthony Endorsement: And They Said We...
Mitt Romney on Casey Anthony Endorsement: And They Said We Don’t Appeal to Women September 13, 2012 By Sarah Wood It seems Mitt Romney is open to any and all help he can get lately. In a recent...
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Free Wood Post – Romney: 47% Of The Nation Needs To Pack Up And Leave
Romney: 47% Of The Nation Needs To Pack Up And Leave September 17, 2012 By Sarah Wood Some additional leaked video footage has been discovered showing Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney on...
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Free Wood Post – Mitt Romney on Casey Anthony Endorsement: And They Said We...
Mitt Romney on Casey Anthony Endorsement: And They Said We Don’t Appeal to Women September 13, 2012 By Sarah Wood It seems Mitt Romney is open to any and all help he can get lately. In a recent...
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Campaign Adviser Recommends Throwing Old Blanket Over Romney For Debates |...
Campaign Adviser Recommends Throwing Old Blanket Over Romney For Debates OCTOBER 3, 2012 DENVER—Helping to devise the Republican presidential nominee’s strategy for his upcoming debates against...
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Romney: ‘This Is Why They Call Me Turnaround Mitty From Comeback City’| The...
Romney: ‘This Is Why They Call Me Turnaround Mitty From Comeback City’ OCTOBER 8, 2012 LEXINGTON, VA—Speaking at a rally on Monday, GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney told supporters his dramatic...
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Free Wood Post – Romney: China Wanting To Take All Our Jobs Is Selfish...
Romney: China Wanting To Take All Our Jobs Is Selfish Considering I’ve Already Given Them So Many October 9, 2012 By Sarah Wood At a rally recently in Ohio, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney...
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Romney Pitches In To Repair Thousands Of Downed Romney-Ryan Lawn Signs | The...
Romney Pitches In To Repair Thousands Of Downed Romney-Ryan Lawn Signs NOVEMBER 1, 2012 MANTOLOKING, NJ—Saying he had been deeply shaken by the extent of Hurricane Sandy’s destruction, Republican...
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Time Magazine Names Mitt Romney Man of the Year 1912 : The New Yorker
DECEMBER 19, 2012 TIME NAMES MITT ROMNEY MAN OF THE YEAR 1912 POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary gesture of recognition for a losing Presidential nominee,...
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